Being in a school for gifted youngsters isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, especially when giant robots, government agents and evil mutants want to kill you all the time. And then there’s that annoying tendency of the campus to get blown up again and again….
That’s why MTV brought the X-Men: Apocalypse cast – Jubilation Lee (Lana Condor), Scott Summers (Tye Sheridan), Storm (Alexandra Shipp) and Pietro Maximoff (Evan Peters) – together for a little group therapy. From the sounds of it, they clearly need it. “Being an X-Man sucks,” says Scott.
It all gets distinctly Freudian and angsty and a little nasty, along with more than a little profanity. Pietro thinks his father is a “total f***ing asshole”, while Scott would really like Professor X to stay out of his um dreams about Jean. Also, Storm is reaaalllly bothered by the fact that Mystique walks around naked. “Put on some clothes! I can see your vagina!”
It all gets really, really funny, before an accident involving Scott ends the session.